Dear Appetite,

Welcome home! It's good to see you again. I've missed you the past few months. I see you brought your friend Cravings along with you. I completely didn't expect you to bring a friend with you; it's usually common courtesy to call if you are bringing an extra guest with you. You know...to prepare me, give me some time to give myself some pep-talks. I have one request of you though, please take it easy on me. We don't need to have anymore weekends, or weekdays for that matter, like this past one where we went all crazy nutso after being reunited. Let's just take things slow. It'll make things sooo much better for me. Thank you for taking time to listen to my request and again, welcome home.

With Much Love,
Laura